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<lastmod>2026-01-04T16:42:32+00:00</lastmod>
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<loc>https://www.chrispwinters.uk/facebook-is-a-zombie-platform/</loc>
<lastmod>2024-07-27T22:06:03+01:00</lastmod>
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<image:title><![CDATA[Screenshot of a Facebook post, showing an AI generated cat anthropomorphised as a barber, cutting another cat's fur. The scissors the one cat is holding are clipping through the other cat's ear - an error in the AI generation]]></image:title>
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<image:title><![CDATA[Screenshot of Facebook, a photo of a cat sitting on the grass, with the caption "Beautiful plants bloomed in the garden". The photo has 605 comments, 351 shares and 10,000 Likes.]]></image:title>
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<image:title><![CDATA[Screenshot of Facebook, an AI generated photo of a baby surrounded by puppies, with the caption "Great photography". The photo has 81 comments, 402 shares and 4,000 Likes.]]></image:title>
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<image:title><![CDATA[Screenshot of Facebook, an AI generated photo of a baby sitting next to a dog, with the caption "Great photography". I didn't screenshot the comment numbers on this one.]]></image:title>
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<image:title><![CDATA[Screenshot of Facebook, an AI generated photo of a young woman sitting next to a dog, with the caption "Great photography". I didn't screenshot the comment numbers on this one.]]></image:title>
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<image:title><![CDATA[Screenshot of Facebook. Anonymised users posting generic comments like "Beautiful!" that are obviously bots.]]></image:title>
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<image:title><![CDATA[Screenshot of Facebook. Anonymised users posting generic comments like "Beautiful!" that are obviously bots.]]></image:title>
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<image:title><![CDATA[Screenshot of Facebook. Anonymised users posting generic comments like "Beautiful!" that are obviously bots.]]></image:title>
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<image:title><![CDATA[Screenshot of Facebook. Anonymised users posting generic comments like "Beautiful!" that are obviously bots.]]></image:title>
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<image:title><![CDATA[Screenshot of Facebook. Anonymised users posting generic comments like "Beautiful!" that are obviously bots.]]></image:title>
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<image:title><![CDATA[Screenshot of Facebook. Anonymised users posting generic comments like "Beautiful!" that are obviously bots.]]></image:title>
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<image:title><![CDATA[Screenshot of Facebook of a bot commenting on a bot's comment, asking them to add them on Facebook so they can catfish them.]]></image:title>
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<image:title><![CDATA[Screenshot of a Facebook post showing an AI generated image of cats on a roller coaster]]></image:title>
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<image:title><![CDATA[A warning from Instagram, saying they "suspect automated behaviour" on my account. They are threatening to restrict or disable my account.]]></image:title>
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<loc>https://www.chrispwinters.uk/go-away-big-tech/</loc>
<lastmod>2025-02-15T16:34:51+00:00</lastmod>
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<image:title><![CDATA[Picture of a circuit board pictured blue, implying some form of cyberspace]]></image:title>
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<image:title><![CDATA[Services (things I pay monthly that allow me to take work and entertainment across devices) determine Software at a high level (software which works with the services I've chosen to use, like word processors and such) determine Software at a low level (Operating systems needed to run the software, like Windows and macOS) determine Hardware (devices compatible with the operating system, like Mac, iPhone and iPad)]]></image:title>
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<loc>https://www.chrispwinters.uk/i-am-altering-the-deal-pray-i-dont-alter-it-any-further/</loc>
<lastmod>2024-04-30T12:09:49+01:00</lastmod>
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<image:title><![CDATA[Screenshot from the film Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back - Darth Vader is talking to Lando Calrissian]]></image:title>
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<loc>https://www.chrispwinters.uk/oh-no-i-broke-a-hard-drive/</loc>
<lastmod>2024-07-20T12:34:35+01:00</lastmod>
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<image:title><![CDATA[A hard drive with a broken SATA power connector]]></image:title>
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<image:title><![CDATA[Screenshot of Unraid, showing the new 16TB hard drive at 99% pre-read after just over 21hours.]]></image:title>
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<lastmod>2025-02-16T12:20:42+00:00</lastmod>
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<image:title><![CDATA[Screenshot of the Unraid GUI on my home server]]></image:title>
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<lastmod>2024-07-20T12:34:56+01:00</lastmod>
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